This weekend my Daddy Derek took me to Miss-miss-ssisssi-something. To visit daddy Lloyd!
I got to meet Noel and Oggie.
oggie- did not like me! That meanie goober face chimp. He is just made that i am 5times his size!!
Noel- loved me- she loved me so much that she gave me like 40 fleas to play with!
Daddy Derek and Daddy Lloyd did not like them! I got dragged me to the evil torture chamber! It was wet and they KILLED all my flea friends!! That was sooo not nice!
I chewed on Daddy Lloyd as payback!
I'm back home now after my vacation!
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Ok. First off I am Nanook!
All that you need to know about me is that:
1. I am in charge!
2. Charlie is not bigger than me!
3. My Daddies are at my control!
4. I love to pounce, dig, run and sleep.
5. Hand over the Kibble and nobody get hurt!
Now that we have the basics out of the way. Let's get on with you getting to know me! I am Nanook Samarkan Pollak. I am 2 and 1/2 months old. My daddy Derek keeps showing me off to people! Everyone who see's me starts speaking like they ate one of my squeeky toys! I can understand my undeniable cuteness, but goodness me all the squeeking!
I love my new home! I miss my brother boss, thought. I hear his name from time to time. Normally it's when this guy Alex is over. I think Daddy Derek is trying to get him to adopt him. I would love that!!
The other day I found that I can sneak up on Charlie and he is non the wiser. MUAHAHAHAHAHA ARRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I do it while Char-Char is sleeping on his bed. I get low, start moving with my hind legs and then when me starts looking around "POUNCE". I always get a nice "Welp" from him. hehehehehe
I have found my calling in digging! During Halloween, while my daddies were getting ready, I was outside with Auntie Marge and found this nice spot in the middle of the lawn. I think I'm going to build a mote. It would be a wonderful addition to my Palace!!
The next morning Daddy Derek and Daddy Lloyd had to get a tire replaced, so DD went and had my Uncle Tyco take me to the park. We had SOOOO much fun!! There were places to smell and doggies to play with! Uncle Tyco kept calling me his boy magnet. W/e that means. All I know is that I go to the park with Uncle Tyco and get all this attention. Lots of "AWWWS" and "He's SOO adorable!!" I always respond with a "DUH"
Tonight, I'm told that Daddy Derek is getting things cleaned up, because Daddy Lloyd is coming to visit! I will be hiding that horrible vaccum thingy. It makes too much noise. I might leave some "gifts" for daddy to pick up too!
Well, I'm off to finish my Mote!